Monster Mash · Tesla Light Show
by Bobby "Boris" Pickett
A graveyard smash, played camp: lurching hits on the verses, a body-wide flash whenever the chorus lands, and enough flicker in between to keep it spooky for the trick-or-treat crowd. Bobby Pickett recorded it in 1962 doing a Boris Karloff impression he had been using to make his bandmates laugh, and the show never pretends otherwise. It fires quickly, leads with the tail lights, and peaks through the middle. Just over three minutes. The one Halloween pick here that works for small children and their unimpressed older siblings at the same time.
How this one is choreographed
This is one of the fastest shows in the library: the lights re-fire about 1.1 times a second and rarely sit still. The peak is in the middle third, where roughly 34% of the car is lit against 30% at the top, then it eases back for the finish. The fullest ten seconds arrive late, starting at 2:46 with about 40% of the car lit, so keep the camera rolling to the end. Most of the work falls on the tail lights, re-firing about 1.2 times a second, with the front turn signals answering back at 1.2. The work is split close to evenly between the two ends, 49% front to 51% rear, so it plays from either end, or side-on from the curb. The quietest part of the car is the inner main beams, at about 0.8 re-fires a second. It runs 3:13 and averages 71 of 255 across the light channels, a mid-brightness show, with real headroom kept in reserve for the peaks. About 21% of the light values are partial, toward the top of the range for this catalog, so the show leans on swells and dimming as much as on hits. It never goes completely dark for long: the longest gap is 0.7 of a second, at 3:09.
Measured from the exported light sequence for this show, not estimated from the song.
Get it for your Tesla
This show downloads for every Tesla: Model 3, Model Y, Model S, Model X, and Cybertruck. Preview it on your model with the View-on picker above, add it to your library, and it re-tailors to your car's lights automatically.
How to play it on your car
- Open the show above and add it to your library (remix it in the builder first if you want).
- Add your own copy of the song: an MP3/WAV you own. We distribute only the light pattern, never audio.
- Export the
.fseqbuilt for your model, then place your song next to it (or let the one-click USB writer do both). - Put both files in a
LightShowfolder on a USB drive. Or skip the manual steps: in Chrome/Edge, click 🔌 Write it to my USB drive for me right after exporting and we do it all, verified byte-for-byte. Then plug in and start it from Toybox → Light Show. Full walkthrough in the setup guide.
Car says Light Show instead of Custom Light Show, or the drive is not detected at all? That is the USB format, the folder name, or filenames that do not match. If it plays but drifts out of time, that is the audio sample rate. Fix both here.
Running this on Halloween night? The Halloween guide covers timing it for trick-or-treaters, keeping the battery happy over a long evening, and what to do about the neighbours. Read the Halloween guide.
