All My Ex's Live in Texas · Tesla Light Show
by George Strait
George Strait's 1987 roll call of Texas towns, from Texarkana to Temple, sung with a grin. The show keeps it low-key and rolling: the front turn signals do most of the talking, with the inner main beams answering, a pairing that reads warm rather than flashy. It sits in the darker end of the catalog, then genuinely builds, the last third fuller than the first, as the band stretches out. Three minutes twenty-two of honky-tonk shuffle, and good company for BigXthaPlug's Texas in any driveway flying the state flag.
How this one is choreographed
The lights re-fire about 0.7 times a second, a middle pace that tracks the beat without crowding it. It builds. The car runs about 26% of its lights through the opening third and finishes near 31%, so the biggest picture is the one you end on. Most of the work falls on the front turn signals, re-firing about 1.0 times a second, with the inner main beams answering back at 0.8. It runs 3:22 and averages 59 of 255 across the light channels, a darker show that spends most of its time well below full, so the hits carry further. About 22% of the light values are partial, toward the top of the range for this catalog, so the show leans on swells and dimming as much as on hits.
Measured from the exported light sequence for this show, not estimated from the song.
Get it for your Tesla
This show downloads for every Tesla: Model 3, Model Y, Model S, Model X, and Cybertruck. Preview it on your model with the View-on picker above, add it to your library, and it re-tailors to your car's lights automatically.
How to play it on your car
- Open the show above and add it to your library (remix it in the builder first if you want).
- Add your own copy of the song: an MP3/WAV you own. We distribute only the light pattern, never audio.
- Export the
.fseqbuilt for your model, then place your song next to it (or let the one-click USB writer do both). - Put both files in a
LightShowfolder on a USB drive. Or skip the manual steps: in Chrome/Edge, click 🔌 Write it to my USB drive for me right after exporting and we do it all, verified byte-for-byte. Then plug in and start it from Toybox → Light Show. Full walkthrough in the setup guide.
Car says Light Show instead of Custom Light Show, or the drive is not detected at all? That is the USB format, the folder name, or filenames that do not match. If it plays but drifts out of time, that is the audio sample rate. Fix both here.
