Light Show Library/Country Tesla Light Shows/Texas Hold 'Em

Texas Hold 'Em · Tesla Light Show

by Beyoncé

Beyoncé's 2024 country crossover, banjo up front, a stomp-and-clap beat, and an invitation to the dance floor in every line. The show is relentless, the side markers re-firing about one and a half times a second around the body with the signature bar answering, and the fullest stretch lands in the middle. Bright, with room left for the final chorus. Just under four minutes. Pair it with Texas and Choosin' Texas for an all-Texas block that people will stop their cars to watch.

Run this on your Tesla
We tailor the doors, windows & lights to your model. Free with Creator · $3.99 otherwise.
Works on your phone or tablet. Two things to know first. You bring your own copy of the song, because we make the lights and never the music. And the final step, copying the files onto a USB stick, needs a computer: a phone or tablet cannot write one. Everything before that happens right here, and we email you the download link plus the setup steps so it is waiting when you sit down.
…or remix it into your own show → (free: start a new show from this one's vibe & model)
3:56111 BPMCountry vibe🎵 BYOM: bring your own copy of the song

How this one is choreographed

This is one of the fastest shows in the library: the lights re-fire about 1.1 times a second and rarely sit still. The peak is in the middle third, where roughly 40% of the car is lit against 34% at the top, then it eases back for the finish. Most of the work falls on the side markers, re-firing about 1.5 times a second, with the signature light bar and daytime running lights answering back at 1.4. It runs 3:56 and averages 82 of 255 across the light channels, a bright show that stays close to full through its busiest passages. About 18% of the light values sit at a partial level, so hits are punctuated by fades rather than being pure on and off.

Measured from the exported light sequence for this show, not estimated from the song.

Get it for your Tesla

This show downloads for every Tesla: Model 3, Model Y, Model S, Model X, and Cybertruck. Preview it on your model with the View-on picker above, add it to your library, and it re-tailors to your car's lights automatically.

How to play it on your car

  1. Open the show above and add it to your library (remix it in the builder first if you want).
  2. Add your own copy of the song: an MP3/WAV you own. We distribute only the light pattern, never audio.
  3. Export the .fseq built for your model, then place your song next to it (or let the one-click USB writer do both).
  4. Put both files in a LightShow folder on a USB drive. Or skip the manual steps: in Chrome/Edge, click 🔌 Write it to my USB drive for me right after exporting and we do it all, verified byte-for-byte. Then plug in and start it from Toybox → Light Show. Full walkthrough in the setup guide.

Car says Light Show instead of Custom Light Show, or the drive is not detected at all? That is the USB format, the folder name, or filenames that do not match. If it plays but drifts out of time, that is the audio sample rate. Fix both here.

Questions

Is this a good show to run for a crowd?
It is one of the more intense shows, at about 1.1 light changes a second, driven mostly through the side markers. It plays best after dark with room around the car. The middle is the payoff, so it is worth staying for the whole thing.
Is the music included?
No, this is a BYOM show. You add your own legally-owned copy of the song; we provide the synchronized light pattern.
Is it safe for the car?
Every export passes safety validation: staggered door movements with travel time respected, limited flash rates, and per-model rules enforced.
Can I change how it looks?
Yes, every show is remixable in the builder: edit the timeline, switch models, or regenerate with a different vibe.

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